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Control Systems?

Open Source Inventory Control Systems?
while researching the latest iterations of ways to control inventory and create usable Point of Sale and Internet transaction moduls, ran across this on Slashdot:
make a big text file with non-standard field delimiters like double tabs or a UTF8 character. Write some perl cgi scripts to insert, delete, and edit fields. Have no file locking, but have the cgi script interface instruct the user to scream “Ok don’t nobody do nuthing for a sec !” right before he pushes “submit”. Remember to put no comments in any of the code, except for single cryptic one reminding you when your girlfriend’s birthday is.
Then quit, leaving the non-profit org and whomever they hire to replace you fucked. Start a dot-com with the code you took with you, make 3 million before getting bought out.

hey, it worked for me.

Posting anon because in this economy someone might actually try to hunt me down and kill me.

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